Funny Sayings
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
5/2/2013
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.
3/18/2013
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Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
3/18/2013
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid
3/18/2013
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All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
3/18/2013
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
3/18/2013
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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker
3/18/2013
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
3/18/2013
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
3/18/2013
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes
3/18/2013
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